February 25th, 2010
Move along, move along…
Well, on the upside, 80% of this episode wasn’t painfully inane. Don’t get too excited, because it was shameless time filler. Q sort of half regains her memory thanks to Letuechie blurting it all out before they wipe it away again. And that’s the first 12 minutes of the episode. Whoopie! What follows after that is about five minutes of pep talks for Ascouer on the importance of being Earnest until she goes flying off alone into the enemy stronghold, somehow managing to take out a significant chunk of an entire battalion before getting dumped right in front of Q and Tuxedo Mask. How convenient!
I can’t wait to see whatever inane way Ascouer escapes from Tuxedo Mask this time. I’m putting even odds on a crippling amnesia migraine being involved. The entire bloody cast apparently suffers from them. I just hope they cut out this Q brainwashing crap already. We’re already onto the what, fourth time she’s been brainwiped? I’m not sure how much more of that schtick I can stand. Meanwhile, we still really have no idea what Tuxedo Mask’s evil plan is. So far we have "Take over the galaxy (accomplished), torture sister until she loves you, ?????, PROFIT." Actually, we don’t even have the profit part. I could accept that he’s crazy, but since about 80% of his lines in the last 8 episodes have been "You are my sister," or "Come with me," that barely qualifies him as a Sith nanny.
I’ve got class in a little bit. Stupid Head and the Magic Wolves will have to wait until this evening.
Oh good, the same flashback they just showed us two minutes prior.