天下制覇

Now that I think about it… that’s some damn bulky underwear.

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These rocks seem like they have so many better applications than heating baths.

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Not a ‘real’ new entry in the series, but another new Touhou game from Shanghai Alice due out at Summer Comiket next month. Apparently it’s some kind of bizarre survival game centered around a very fat Cirno seeking revenge against the other minor fairies by freezing their bullets. Oooookay. I think Zun’s alcohol poisoning is starting to affect his mind. It’s probably just an excuse to have someone else redraw Sunny Milk et all. Oh well. Hopefully it doesn’t mean that he’s creating an alternate ice fairy like he did for Aya with Double Spoiler. The world doesn’t need more Cirnos.

How exactly does Eiko keep her butt so shiny?

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Who jails the LORD OF ALL EVIL in their backyard?

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Where do these characters keep coming from?

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No part of this didn’t come directly from some horrible maid fetish doujin.

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Siter Skain’s newest SHMUP is looking pretty neat, although I do have to say that the sword-ship is starting to get a tad bit overdone, and this one is particularly overpowered for at least stage one with its ability to simultaneously erase entire boss attacks while simultaneously inflicting absurd amounts of damage. Swords should not overpower giant beams. I guess that doesn’t help when you charge straight into the boss’ maw though. It also looks like they’re almost sort of trying to copy Ether Vapor’s amazingly cinematic presentation, but aren’t quite there yet. The second level’s giant fight against a satellite is also made of frustration when its pieces completely cover the screen, preventing you from seeing yourself or the enemy bullets. Full version’s due out in a month at Summer Comiket.