More To-Love-RU #0? — Failed Apocalypse

October 5th, 2010

 

They can’t all be gems.

Litany:

Lo shall the gates of Nifleheim open and the day of His reckoning be upon us in a torrent of icy flame and frigid wrath. A plague of curses o’er the land, robbing all of their will and sealing the soul in a sea of despair. Hurricanes are blowing, the voice of rage and ruin;  the end is coming soon. The foulest stench shall fill the air, the funk of forty thousand years that no mere mortal can resist. You will feel the cold hand and wonder if you will ever see the sun. It destroys all the virtues the lord gave you, but is so good that you’re feeling pain. You will want to run away, not caring where you go. Anarchy and chaos rule the street. Welcome to the slaughter, what are you going to do?

I apoogize. This concept was a lot more humorous in my head than it ended up being. There are also surprisingly fewer songs about the end of the world than I thought. Somebody should really get on that. Now to the Aroduc Jet! Aroduc AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Preview:

Everybody takes another bath.

Posted in Anime | 18 Comments »

18 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Anonymous says:

    I believe Aroduc finally snapped…

  • Gin says:

    Hahaha, no surprise. This really isn’t Aroduc’s type of show at all. If we wanted worse damage, you could show him K-On third season.

  • zalkor says:

    We can show him the movie that will finish the job.

  • Aroduc says:

    The only thing worse than Xebex + Jump that I can imagine is Xebec + Jump + Kawashita Mizuki.

  • Celestial says:

    Best show of the season!!!!

  • Celestial says:

    worst*

  • Anise_Punter says:

    Conceivably if they only kept the scenes where Yami-chan appeared it could somehow be made passable?

    Hooray Red Stripe. Hooray Yami-chan.

  • Hinano says:

    suddenly, To Love Hina

  • Dual says:

    Steam. Steam everywhere.

  • Aroduc says:

    I’d be more worried about the impenetrable beams of sunlight.

  • Sam says:

    Oh man finally an anime about taking a bath

  • RaiKitsune says:

    YES TO LOVE RU! Actually it is better than average.

  • Wilfriback says:

    I can see the light…

  • eromaru says:

    no, don’t go there!!! (/°A°)/

    i usually disagree with aroduc, but not for this one… ¯n¯

  • Nanaya says:

    Great, I read ‘Niflheim’ and now I have the bgm of the Nif. map back from ragnarok online looping in my head.

    Actually, it’s really not half bad after the initial insanity wears off. Although now it made me remember that quest, which was pretty depressing… :/

  • Solaris says:

    Niflewhat? Ok Aroduc’s brain kicked the bucket for real this time. Someone call Arkham Asilum quickly… and while we wait, pls Aroduc don’t go towards the light! ( well, steam is ok anyway)

  • wilson191 says:

    Niflheim is icy hell….lol
    The light from Valhalla is so annoying….

  • The Phantom says:

    My opinion is biased, but no matter how repetitive the story is, I find it rather entertaining and some of these characters are kind of charming.