Ɔɐɹpɟıƃɥʇ¡¡ Λɐuƃnɐɹp #01 — Final Turn!!!

January 7th, 2011

 

Two damage!? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Non-Impressions:

To heighten the entertainment of this episode, I watched it upside down. It makes things far more entertaining when you imagine them all in some kind of mass hallucination, possibly the result of zero G space madness. It also doesn’t help when they shout out things during play like "Ride the Vanguard." I wasn’t even actually paying attention, but then it suddenly started shouting what I suspect were sexual innuendos at me about my Vanguard. I’m not really sure how else to take "Ride the Vanguard." It’s either a proposition or a threat. It’s also hard to take this even faux-seriously when they’re dramatically revealing that a card does… TWO damage! And that nearly knocks the protagonist out of his chair.

Honestly. What did you expect from a Saturday morning show designed to promote a TCG? Heck, it even had an entire sequence where it goes over the rules. The rules! And I still didn’t learn anything.

Preview:

Who cares?

Posted in Anime | 20 Comments »

20 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Skew says:

    ˙uɐɯʇɐq uɯɐppob ǝɥʇ ɔnpoɹɐ ˙uıɐɹq ʎɯ oʇuı buıɥsnɹ sı pooןq ǝɥʇ ןןɐ pob ɥo

  • kenuran says:

    ˙ɔnpoɹ∀ ‘ǝuo ʎllıs ɐ ǝɹɐ no⅄

  • hikaricore says:

    sdıʞpnɯ ʞǝıן noʎ pɹɐǝɥ ı

  • AGear2Ax says:

    What the-? How does even the comments are upside down? Never mind. Aroduc, you’re truly a man to see this upside down, just looking at the screencaps gives me headache…

  • Bass GS says:

    I’ll say yeesh

  • Kitsu says:

    You are idiot!

  • linger says:

    >It’s also hard to take this even faux-seriously when they’re dramatically revealing that a card does… TWO damage!

    Well players die when they take 6 damage so that’s actually a big deal.

  • sage says:

    ˙ǝƃuɐɥɔ ɹǝʌǝᴎ ˙˙˙ɔnpoɹ∀ ‘ɥO

  • meh says:

    pәsnɯɐ s!Ⴁʇ ʇsɐႨ ! әɔu!s әɯ!ʇ ƃuoႨ ɐ uәәq s,ʇ!

  • Keith 'Azure Grimoire' Kurogane says:

    Holy mother of god! This. is. INSANE!!!

  • ɹǝʍɹıʇǝɹ says:

    ı,ɯ soɹɹʎ’ qnʇ ʍɥɐʇ¿

    —————

    ʇɥıs ɐup ʇɥǝ ʞıɯı uo ʇopoʞǝ 2 ɹǝʌıǝʍ؛ ɯnsʇ qǝ ɹǝɐllʎ ƃoop sɥıʇ ʎon suıɟɟıuƃ˙

  • The Phantom says:

    ¡spɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ uı ǝʌǝılǝq ʇsnɯ no⅄ ‘snolnpǝɹɔuI

  • .uʍop ǝpısdn pǝɥɔʇɐʍ ʎʌooɹb ʎʇʇǝɹd sɐʍ sıɥʇ

  • The Deviant says:

    He was like this http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3296/becauseitmakessense.jpg

    Btw is this another one of those shows where people want to kill each other using card duels? And it’s full of nerd greeky guys that never get laid because the girls they love are plastic cards? I can never take those serious at all…

  • Ixidor_real says:

    ˙˙˙ʍoɥs sıɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ ʇou ll,ı ʎluıɐʇɹǝɔ ˙˙˙ʇou˙˙˙ʎlqɐqoɹd
    (: uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʇʇıɹʍ unɟ ɟo puıʞ s,ʇı˙˙˙oslɐ ʎɐld oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı

  • Mesousa says:

    Um…DUMB SHOUNEN CRAP!

  • Gil says:

    Too much fucking time on your hands.

  • ark noir says:

    So I take it you don’t like Yugioh 6ds and ones of that Ilk!

    And no it’s not a misprint!

  • bk47 says:

    its bad even by Saturday morning show designed to promote a TCG standards
    I loved how in a world were card games are serious business the shop girl was like “meh who gives a shit”
    6 damage thing was bull in a game with 70000 POW and 180000 def 6 damage kills you ? fail I say
    I “imagined” what it would be like to have this game and even with mass hallucination it would be lame
    the card were generic with inpronounceable and uncatchy names
    the beginning was a yugioh rip off and I think Chaotic did the “were on a new world and the card is you avatar thing ” better
    Gratuitous English did not help
    sorry I had a lot of time on my hands btw if you reply I will be really happy

  • Wilfriback says:

    Aroduc = General Chief Aleister Crowley O_O??

    http://tenka.seiha.org/images2/index213/index213_82_th.jpg